Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Twitter, Twitter...

Today, I am sharing these very funny comments by David Letterman on Twitter and its overwhelming popularity…I myself don’t see the point in it…
David Letterman's Top Ten Signs that You Spend Too Much Time On Twitter

10. You miss son's soccer game waiting for Lady Gaga to post what she had for lunch
9. You answer the phone: "Twello?"
8. You've spent millions developing iPhone waterproofing technology so you can tweet in the shower
7. You haven't touched your CB radio in months
6. You ask yourself, "What would Jesus tweet?"
5. You sleep-tweet
4. No No. 4 — writer on Twitter
3. You stopped paying attention to this list after the first 140 characters
2. Even Ashton Kutcher thinks you tweet too much
1. Walked in on the landscaper "retweeting" your wife.


  1. I don't see the point of Twitter either. It's a complete time waster. Unlike blogging, of course!

  2. Great list! I have a twitter account but I'm not sure what to do with it:)

  3. Personally I don't bother with Twitter, MySpace, FaceBook, or anything like that. I'm just a good old-fashioned Blogger, and a Blogger I will always be!
    FaceBook is already a dying trend, but Blogging will always be here to stay!

  4. @Debra She Who Seeks - maybe if I had more of a social life...but you are right blogging is so much more satisfying

    @Debbie - Oh no that's blasphemy in my presence...just kidding

    @Alice n Wonderland - I know how you feel...I myself am technically challenged and if I want to keep in touch with people I am close to I simply pick up the old fashioned telephone or write letters although now its not on paper.

  5. Replace "tweet" with "blog" and you've got me to a "t" (er, except for the last one)..

  6. @ Shrinky - Well I would sure hope so!

  7. Never tweeted. Hopefully, never will. I, like you, will pick up the phone or for my friends who are more inclined to reply by email - write.

  8. I am not a Tweeter. Nor a Twitterer. And I bet David Letterman's staff wrote it while David was Tweeting himself.

  9. I don't tweet or FB, even though lots of my family does FB. I just blog.

  10. @Monkey Man- That is so much more personal isn't it? BTW I loved your blog.

    @Everyday Goddess - Ha Ha that was funny you woman with a wicked sense of humour!

    @ Technobabe - Good for us that you do!

  11. @ Whispering Writer - Maybe you don't mind it because you have a full and varied life with lots going on, which you can talk about.I wouldn't know what to tweet about.

  12. Lol these are funny!! I love to tweet, but I know it's not for everyone! And some people tweet way too much!! I use twitter to keep up with my favorite blogs because the authors usually tweet when they post a new blog.

  13. I don't tweet, I twot, all awound the wace twack. (Probably go to jail for the politically incorrect comment.) Bwing cake, please!


  14. @ Jacque - Oh that's ok then, its just the people tweeting mindlessly that I have a problem with!

    @ Steve E - Ha Ha very funny. Yeah you should definitely go to jail for making people laugh too hard!

  15. I do not tweet - i could never keep myself to that many characters :) I am too much of a character.

  16. what WOULD jesus tweet? he's probably tweet about all his magic tricks.

    Jesus: just trned water 2 wine. beat that!


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